This is a mirror of Erratica's Quotes from 4/13/2000.

Stuff That Makes Me Laugh

"An object set in motion shall remain in motion until you hunt it down and shoot it."
              --Vivian Slade, from her song "Go"

"My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes."
              --Ford Prefect, from Life, the Universe, and Everything

"Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee and just as hard to sleep after."
             -- Anne Morrow Lindbergh, from Gift From the Sea

"First get your facts; then you may distort them at your leisure."
              -- Mark Twain

"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves."
             --August Strindberg

"If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning."
              -- Catherine Aird

"It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them."
             -- Mark Twain, from Pudd'nhead Wilson

"Nothing is fool-proof for a sufficiently talented fool."
             -- Seen hanging in my SPED 325 class.