"An object set in motion shall remain in motion until you hunt it
down and shoot it."
--Vivian Slade, from her song "Go"
"My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am
therefore excused from saving Universes."
--Ford Prefect, from Life, the Universe, and Everything
"Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee and just as hard to sleep after."
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh, from Gift From the Sea
"First get your facts; then you may distort them at your leisure."
-- Mark Twain
"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves."
--August Strindberg
"If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning."
-- Catherine Aird
"It is by the goodness of God that in our country
we have three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech,
freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of
them."
-- Mark Twain, from Pudd'nhead Wilson
"Nothing is fool-proof for a sufficiently talented fool."
-- Seen hanging in my SPED 325 class.